In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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