i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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