is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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