Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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