Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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