I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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