Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
So apparently I’m into choking now
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