how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
