i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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