so explain again why im purple
no
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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