Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
My vagina just clenched in fear
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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