is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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