your parents love me but you hate me
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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