'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I'm bleeding and have questions
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Randomize
