I'm really into asian looking animals
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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