i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
