I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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