is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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