Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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