are you still at the devil's house?
I CAN MOONWALK!
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
my being single is dangerous.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
My vagina is very pro this idea
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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