i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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