I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
