Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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