What a fucking waste of an outfit
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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