these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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