I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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