Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Randomize