why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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