pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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