Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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