Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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