he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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