I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
i out mim tonsoeep
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