have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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