What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
