Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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