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(973): View more from New Jersey

ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4

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(607): View more from New York

i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.

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(937): View more from Ohio

That's science, my friend. Boner science.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.

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(503): View more from Oregon

She wants to have naked weekends

(541): View more from Oregon

They call that free range vagina in France

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(513): View more from Ohio

I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny

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(509): View more from Washington

I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

And then he peed in my hair

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