never play flip cup with pint glasses
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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