Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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