just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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