when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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