So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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