It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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