I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
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