office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I think people are normalizing furries
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