so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
My liver just broke up with me...
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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