Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
it was like his penis was on wheels.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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