I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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