No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
barbara walters just said penis...
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Randomize