You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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