i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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