Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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