Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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